things i need to do:
- clean my room
- get a college degree
- learn how to have healthy relationshipsthings i want to do:
things i actually am doing:
- play with puppies and kittens
- find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
- drive to the ocean
- taking subpar selfies
- running a semi successful blog
- listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix
I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:
"We’re sibs from different cribs."
I AM IN LOVE.
I dig my glasses guys
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes