thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

deekaylovee:

I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

“Because love hurts sometimes, and it hurts more if you know it’s not going to work out.”

- Leonard from My Friend Leonard by James Frey (via revivedeyes)

ribbonsflyingoutthewindow:

toastyhat:

san-likes-ashitaka:

Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:

"We’re sibs from different cribs."

gaspGASP

I AM IN LOVE.

I dig my glasses guys

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes


radtracks:

amsterdam // imagine dragons

but the rain won’t fall for the both of us
the sun won’t shine on the both of us
believe me when i say
that i wouldn’t have it any other way