whoiskt:

omgdean:

ah yes because the Winchesters and Castiel are notorious for “playing their parts” in heaven’s little stories

 

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

theblogofaudrey:

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

I feel so stupid worrying about things like “will I ever find love?” and crap like that because it’s kind of petty but at the same time it’s so important and I feel stupid but sad at the same time and blah.
This is what happens after pretty much being single your whole life. You start wondering if there’s something wrong with you. 

THISTHISTHISTHIS

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

I REMEMBER BEING A LITTLE GIRL AND GETTING SO ANGRY WHEN THEY STOPPED CONSIDERING PLUTO A PLANET

senseidezzy:

Thinking about your crush like

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Anonymous : WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE AND PERFECT UGH

I LOOK LIKE AN AWKWARD ELF WHAT

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

Greek Easter :)

melodymedley:

jokerinmyledger:

camelots-consulting-detective:

My dash did a thing.

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

Dasheption